Friday, March 9, 2018

"Mein Blog War"

image As my alterego Shoichi Funaki says, I am fighting evil in the blogosphere.  In the past several months, I've been on several blog sites commenting on various posts, only to encounter a vile blog troll who comes by to get a rise out of others by hurling vile insults.  A blog troll named Dervish Sanders has been hijacking other bloggers' identities, creating hate blogs, and slandering those he hates. image image Dervish's butt buddies have joined in on the blog attacks, spewing hate and gay pornography in their vile mean spirited retorts. One of his targets, a blogger named FreeThinke, has come up with a clever nickname for him, which fits him to a tee: Fartbreath. That name describes the blog stench he leaves behind with his mean spirited baseless attacks. image image image Pictured above are 2 of his mutts: Buttstink and Schweinhund. Dervish has a fixation of which you can see with one of his flea ridden mutts. image image Pappy Dervish often stops by to counter his queer son Fartbreath al Dervish Sanders and keep a leash on him. image Pappy Dervish usually comes by when Fartbreath al Dervish Sanders passes his stinkiest flatulence on Who's Your Daddy. Dervish is usually getting ready to snort more men's crack whenever he spews another cheap retort. Fartbreath al Dervish Sanders is fixated on sticking his head up Rikishi's rear end when Rikishi is full of gas. Fartbreath also likes to probe himself, as indicated in his vile sexually graphic insults he posts. image image image UH OH! Looks like Fartbreath al Dervish Sanders is having second thoughts? Naaah! Dervish is just playing spin for gold with his 0bama toy. image image image Dervish forgets he can't return used sex toys. Poor Fartbreath al Dervish Sanders! He runs the risk of getting a fatwa on his back from his imam at his local snake mosque. The vipers are flicking their tongues towards him as they smell the dog stink on his head, and the stink on his gay sex toy. You play, you pay!

Sunday, February 11, 2018

RIP Billy Graham (1918-2018)

"Well done, good and faithful servant! Enter into the Joy Of The LORD!"

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Introducing Joey The Orange +*‰¥ Kennedy…

Here is a spawn of the Kennedy Klan: Joey The Orange Haired Vampire Kennedy! He just squealed on National TV in response to President Donald Trump's State Of The Union address. Everyone noticed the drool on his cheeks as he oinked out the far left wing extremist talking points on National TV. Too bad the Democrats don't have anyone with an ounce of common sense to squeal out and bray new ideas.

Saturday, January 20, 2018

Governor Moonbeam Forces Schools To Show Kids Gay Sex Videos Without Parental Consent image Really, Moonbeam? You're forcing kids to watch gay sex tapes without their parents' consent? image You're a sick pervert, Baldy Moonbeam! image You need some mental help, Moonbeam. image image

Dervish Sanders Gets Further Unhinged At Who's Your Daddy Blog

Dervish has hit the nutthaus again! Dervish dragged his drunken carcass over to Who's Your Daddy to make a fool out of himself AGAIN. He gave in to his liberal fixations, snorting farts, screwing his pooch and parading around in his Klan burqa.

Nancy Pelosi's Closet Job: Guest Judge RuPaul's Drag Queen Race!

Nutty Nancy Pelosi has gone off the deep end again. Pelosi dodged her job to go off judging on RuPaul's infamous Drag Queen freakshow on VH1. Once again, Pelosi shows the public what her real priorities are: run off to the liberal circus freakshows instead of working to strike a Congressional solution and deal for the people. Keep it up, Nancy. When you get fired by the libtards who hired you, you'll wonder what smacked you in the head.

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Chrissie Matthews Gets Another Tingle Up His L'eggs… What's with Chrissie Matthews? That sick pervert keeps getting away with his vile retorts.

Sunday, December 31, 2017

Crazy Month

This month has been a bit crazy for me.  During this month, I witnessed 2 auto accidents happening in front of me.  The first one was a young lady suddenly hitting the gas while stopped at a red light, t-boning a car.  The second one happened this morning around 1 AM when a young lady tried to pull over when she saw several ambulances approaching quickly.  As she pulled over, she rammed into a parked vehicle which then hit another vehicle in front of it.  Fortunately, in both incidents, no one suffered injuries. 

Life is precious, my readers.  Stay safe during this holiday season.  Happy New Year!

Friday, December 22, 2017

Dervish Sanders Just Topped The Naughty List

Dervish has topped the naughty list.  He beat out his buttboi Pookie Toot Toot.  Unbelievable!  Pookie Toot Toot usually manages to be the top stinker, but this year, Dervish outdid him at the last minute.  Santa Claus is trying to get out of the chimney after Dervish stank up his home with the big daddy of a blog Rikishi stinkface.  Blog Rikishi gave Dervish's flea ridden mutt some much needed relief, blasting the fleas out of her fur, then giving her a flea treatment bath.  Dervish's mutt has been safely returned home, clean and free of fleas.  It's hard to believe Dervish the blog troll has beaten Pookie Toot Toot this year.  On the other hand, Pookie Toot Toot's been running away from other bloggers after posting vile retorts on their blogs.  He's been occupied, looking over his shoulders, knowing others are after him.

Friday, December 15, 2017

Net Neutering Ended By Donald Trump

span style="font-size: x-large;">From the archives of Mystere's Moonbat Slayer Club: "Barack 0bama's Net Neutrality Blunder"
Okay, this really beats the cake!  Now that the FCC has decided to stick its nose into the internet, it has declared itself the "Big Brother" of the internet!  While it will censor anything that is conservative, it will let liberal things off with a pass! Well, the President can pass his gas now! And more blasts from the past: Donald Trump nixed 0bama's net neutering program.

Thursday, November 30, 2017

Fake Pochahontas Throws A Liberal Temper Tantrum H/T to Terry at Hardnox & Friends and mystere for the heads up. Do you want to see Warthog's head explode in a temper tantrum? Click on the link and see the show. Pass the popcorn please. Comments are disabled here, so go to Terry's post at Hardnox & Friends to comment.